"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"
"You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches."
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
|Period:||You want cookies
|Period:||You want to fuck
|Period:||You want to fuck while eating cookies.
|Period:||Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
|Period:||Kill them too.
|Period:||Kill them and eat their cookies.
|Period:||Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
|Period:||HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.